Ah roll on “Non” Turkey meals for the next 360 days, well until next Christmas.
Next stop, New Year and the James Bond DJ.
An afternoon then of food, food and more food, and we still have half a turkey to consume (oh boy).
That’s right drive in the pouring rain to Winking Willies in Scarborough for some Fush n Chups. It’s gotta beat another day of turkey (since there is sufficient to last to March).
A nice freezing cold walk round then back home to the warmth.
Chrimbo Fush n Chups from here.
When not banging her drum (badly) she can be found with a pillow stuffed up my Santa suit to pretend she is the big man himself.
Red Nose not needed Rudolph, Mrs Claws nose is already glowing.
5am saw me outta bed, setting the fire and readying the Buck’s Fizz for Mrs Fogg to awaken at 6.30am.
A fun hour spent unwrapping and making a mess, oh and opening prezzies.
Turkey all preppd, fart machine Brussels all done, now we chill before the feast.
A very Merry Christmas to you, one and all.
Mr & Mrs Fogg.
Chippendales stand back. I have my very own sexy Christmas sparkler.
Happy Christmas Eve everyone.
To top it off Mr Fogg has just bought me Fifty Sheds of Grey. A bestseller. And nope, it’s not a typo.
With Mrs Fogg having to work I ventured to the hell that is a mall. People rushing, pushing and jostling for the last minute bargains. There is no peace on earth and good will to all men here, just fight for what you want!
Oh yes it’s Christmas Eve, a few little traditions such as watching the annual NORAD Santa deliver presents around the globe and reading the night before Christmas.
But after all this is only our Christmas number one, with the newly created tradition of celebrating Christmas number 2 in March, poor ole Santa has to do it all again for the Foggy’s and the Fink’s.
So it’ll be an early rise tomorrow am, as the little kid gets his chance to come out.
Can’t wait.
The film then, a very very long “bum numa” with a lot of poetic license in places. This was only part one of three (methinks a cushion is called for next time), but it is no Lord of the Rings I’m sorry to say. It was a nice film but lacked the oomph that LoTR had.
Still Christmas Eve Eve.
And today the local sandwich company delivered a turkey meal in a polystyrene pot to the office, yum yum.
