Alarm Clock

We have a new alarm clock! It’s very accurate and goes off bang on 5.30 each morning. No adjustment is possible for weekends. The alarm pitch is set at that irritating level you cannot ignore. It works through doors and … Continue reading

Blame Bill

If in doubt we blame the previous owners of our “des res”. Dodgy upside down toilet seats, huge holes in ceiling for light fittings, the list goes on. Now the latest is aimed at all home owners. Never ever paint … Continue reading

Mr Magoo

Our new neighbours have arrived today. My first experience was the Mancunian conversations held by the removals company men. How many expletives can you get in one sentence?? By the sounds of it, not a happy place to work. On … Continue reading