It’s true what they say

image994828726.jpgNew England weather is certainly changeable. Yesterday we had 27 degree temperatures and bright sunshine, today as we make our way through Connecticut it’s much cooler and raining.

Last night we stayed at the wonderful House on the Hill with our friendly host Donna plus Charlie and Julie (both teeny dogs, daschound and a chi wa wa- goodness knows how you spell them but really cute little dogs basically)

Have to say that Donna was one of the best hosts we’ve had, very interesting lady, beautiful property and THE most comfortable bed so far. We did consider trying to smuggle the superking size into the back of Bertha but thought Virgin might not be too willing to accept it as checked in luggage!

Today we visited Historic Deerfield, a historians wet dream of a place. A mile long street of very old houses in a quaint setting with loads of tours museums and doddery old tour guides willing to ramble on and on about the history of the place.

We met a sprightly octoganarian tour guide who came to the US from London as a war bride to marry her American soldier boyfriend. She has never been back to the UK but has a passion for McVities biscuits and the Royal Family, stopping fellow Brits and not letting them leave until she has talked them to death.

It’s an interesting place to visit. Mr & Mrs Turfman in that there Ireland take note, they have an Inn you can stay at and we suggest you would want at least a day and a half there to see everything, it must have been really historic because Mr Fogg fell asleep in 5 minutes. He even wore his “I’m not listening” t-shirt to the amusement of one of the tour guides.

So, next stop Jamestown (via an apple store for Mr Fogg).

And boy is it raining……….

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Rochester VT

image1464150230.jpgOn the road again from The Amityville house at Waterbury to Greenfield MA, stopped at a little cafe in Rochester Vermont, very picturesque and beautiful indeed.

The most amazing thing in 2005 when we toured the US, we had to find libraries for Internet access, now every place you go has “FREE” WiFi, England take note.


Watching the world go by from here.

Robin Hood Man of Pants

image616808518.jpgMrs Fogg and I went to a tiny cinema in Stowe Vermont to watch Robin Hood. Waitress service beer and wine on tap we settled to watch the 2 hours and goodness knows how many minutes.

The result, complete and utter PANTS!

Terrible acting, accents that move from Irish to Dick Van Dyke “Merry Poppins” at the drop of a hat and that was just the American playing a Welshman. Russell Crowe, awful (rousing Gladiator speech, lots of steely gazes, blah blah). A film in which the history books weren’t re-written, just torn up and used as loo roll.

On the plus side, Stowe is very picturesque with an ace cinema.

Next dilema, will we make it back to the UK or have to extend our holiday because of the ash cloud?

Grunberg Haus

image2130718686.jpgIt has the look of the house from Amityville when you drive up the winding path and see this building sat there, inside has exposed copper pipes, creeking floorboards and a boiler system that sounds like something from the Evil Dead when it springs to life.

The owners have just laid fresh carpet, is that to hide the blood stains in the floorboards we wonder?

Breakfast, a thimble of fruit with yoghurt and oat flakes, followed by the worst French Toast ever (two soggy bits of bread stuck together with ricotta cheese in the middle, then shown the frying pan for 10 seconds, yuck).

Of all the beautiful B&Bs around Mrs Fogg booked us into Amityville, the house on the hill, complete with the banjo player from Deliverance (as can be seen from the previous Blog).

Geunberg Haus, nuff said.

Banjo country

image1073776877.jpgMr Foggs face summed up our accomodation tonight (to which I had carefully committed us for 2 nights). The Grunberg Haus did feature on Trip Advisor but had some really mixed reviews so I booked it.

Ahem, so a very short drive up a woodland track we arrived at the front of an aged mountain shack ( oh sorry, Swiss copy chalet) which leans to one side. On entry we were warmly greeted by the owner and entered a very dark and dim wooded building. In it’s day the property must have been wonderful but it’s a little aged now. The closest description would be the Gingerbread house out of the nursery tales.

Downstairs has it’s very own pub ( we got all excited until the owner said “serving non alcoholic cider” Non-alcoholic!!!)

Upstairs we are in the Chris suite, top of the creaky house up teeny stairs and very low overhangs, with our own private veranda into the trees and a gas fire. It’s certainly charming but I confess we have been spoilt so far and for the price I’d take the Gale River Motel any day.

Still, we have two nights in this old house, spooky. Watch out for the spiders. Picture to follow!!!

What added to the ambience of the place was coming out the front of the building to find a young buck toothed deformed kid sat there smiling gently to himself with a banjo in hand, oooh squeel liddle piggy(this is the actual boy taken on my phone), squeel. Avoid unless you can fire a bow and arrow or prefer to crawl semi naked on your hands and knees.

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Au Reservoir Montreal

image612323885.jpgYup heading out of Montreal today back to the US of A.

Montreal is a wonderful place to visit and although there is a French influence, they are much nicer here than over in the motherland. Montreal has some wonderful places to see and fantastic eateries (yup steak again last night, I think between us we have eaten an entire cow this trip).

The tube system is fantastic, clean, cheap and easy to follow, the gas is currently 69p a litre, hello England how come you are more expensive? The restaurants and service is excellent, the biodome is worth a visit, the Olympic Tower has some spectacular views and the underground city is huge at 14km in length and packed with everything. We love the Montreal skyline which is very reminiscent of Hong Kong, skyscrapers intermingled with gothic churches and modern architecture.

Montreal, mercy buckets and au reservoir.

Toilet Tourism

image1694243732.jpgSo some time ago Mrs Caddie bought Mr Fogg a book all about toilets of the world. There are loads of funky places featured, one of which was the Whisky Cafe in Montreal. Far be it from us to let an opportunity pass so we hiked the several miles out of the centre of Montreal to find this gem.

On arrival at the very cool and hip bar we met the owner who was delighted to give us the guided toilet tour! The gents has a steel wall of water that drops like a waterfall from the ceiling as men approach. It’s fab and immaculate. And yes he took us both in there and demonstrated it!

Unfortunately the ladies toilet used to have a female urinal complete with bendy hose and paper cups, but this was sadly taken out in 2007 as the company who made them and maintained them went bust. Aww, such a shame, but such a lovelly owner to show us around.

So we are having a celebratory drink in the Whisky Cafe, having had the opportunity to tick at least one of the loos off on our little book.

Also today we visited the Olympic Tower, at 575 feet tall it’s the worlds largest incline elevator so it was cool to go up and look out over the city. We also visited the Biodome which has a number of different habitats, it’s ok but quite small, although the penguins are sooooo quirky.

Next stop is for food once our feet are rested and we walk the several miles back to the centre.

Cool place Montreal, very diverse, but a big homeless problem, particularly around the ATM machines.

We saw the wonderwall here.

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Enjoying Montreal

image1085477385.jpgAfter a gentle drive up from Sherbrooke through Magog and then Lac Brome, which was very picturesque (oh and lunch at a greek taverna of “Home made Fish and Chips”, yeh only if home was a Birds Eye production line), we arrived at Downtown Montreal which is a sprawling Metropolis.

A gentle stroll around the old town was followed by a Sapporo each (ooh yes Japanese beer) whilst watching a busker trying to get rid of a drunken bum who kept trying to spoil his set and a bloke dancing to the music in a style that is best described as “yer dad drunk at a wedding”.

Food as Mrs Fogg mentioned was at “Le Keg”, which appeared to be quite upmarket and the steak was fantastic.

With a gentle 4 mile amble after food to walk off the excess we eventually wombled back to the Holiday Inn for a well deserved rest, with Mrs Fogg planning the next full day of sight seeing including the underground city, the tower at the Olympic Park and the Whiskey Cafe (which has rather funky toilets in it a “gents water wall” and a ladies “femi urinal” a must see for everyone).

Montreal is a real eclectic mix of smartly dressed trendies, beggers who sit next to the ATM machines with cup in hand and tourists. The shops are a real mixed bag too, with uber posh clothes and antique shops in amongst thrift stores, peep shows and gentlemens clubs. A very diverse city well worth a visit.

We waz here.

Bonjour Quebec

image271363112.jpgBonjour all from Canadian Quebec. It’s our second day in the north and we have arrived in super cool Montreal. I made Mr Fogg amble around the old town this afternoon. It signals the half way point of the trip.

Tonight we plan to start exploring the underground city and keep Mr Fogg as far away from the Apple shop as possible.

Our hotel has a lovelly feel to it, reminiscent of the Brighton Hotel in Kyoto. For now though it’s time to eat at The Keg in the middle of the old town.

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