And….breathe….

Oh what a contrast it is here. Sadly we only have one full day to spend at the Sankara due to the Dubai fiasco, but even just being here and we can feel ourselves relaxing.

The room is a touch different from our Dubai studio flat with the washing machine. it’s far more peaceful here with fish, butterflies, the birds and insects chirping, the sound of waterfalls and greenery all around.

Wonderful staff who are very curious about us and want to know everything (groan says Mr Fogg, I just want quiet!).

The grounds are lush (complete with a stack of mosquitos though and we already have bites – ah we’ll just get the Deet out, not! That was in the cases too).

I’ve booked a massage for today and another one for the morning. Can’t wait! Today is a chill out day – and an another call to the airline for the sheer fun of it. I missed the yoga this morning but I’ll be there bright and early at 7am tomorrow for it.

Welcome to Bali

Well we made it over 48hrs later than planned and very late on. It’s been 9 hr flight, a 1.5 mile road trip but we are here!

We’ve arrived in a spectacular and perhaps a little scary thunderstorm with huge bangs in the sky and bright lightening but this is the view from the restaurant as we grab a late night dinner

We are so late in dining that we have the place to ourselves and a front row seat on the storm. Now this is already better than Dubai.

Oh and if you are wondering about the luggage…..well we wasted a further 2 hours in Bali airport looking through hundreds of bags deposited at the arrivals halls. While some were celebrating finding their cases (I’ve never seen grown men and women hugging and kissing their suitcases before!), we sadly had to fill in yet more pieces of paper to claim them now officially lost!!

Cocktail anyone??

Attempt Number 2

Here’s the second attempt to get to Bali, still no-one can advise if the luggage will join or not, but now the stance is “you need to arrive at Bali, wait for the entire carousel to empty and if it’s not there, queue with everyone else to report it lost”. Roughly translated as, you’re out of Dubai and no longer our problem, bye.

So here we are in Dubai airport sat in the worlds largest Business Class lounge, with the worlds only Moet & Chandon bar inside it. Put it this way I’m drinking my suitcase cost tonight.

Where am I?

Hi Mr & Mrs Fogg!!

We are having a lovely holiday in Dubai with my other suitcase friends. I can’t tell you where though as no one knows! Maybe I might come to Bali with you or maybe I’ll stay here and chill, or just maybe I might end up in Outer Mongolia – hey the world is my oyster!

Love from your suitcases

Xxx

Dubai Marina

Today should in theory (fingers and toes crossed!) be our last in Dubai. We’ve visited at least 5 or 6 shopping malls since being here, made friends in a local clothes store since we spent so much time in there sorting the basics out, and walked literally miles and miles.

Dubai is a shoppers city so it’s not really for us. Today we decided to visit the Dubai Marina as there is a marina walk and a load of luxury yachts for the oober rich. Boy it was hot!

We even managed to visit a Souk which is a traditional market. This one was pretty posh as it’s near Burj Al Arab.

Let’s see what happens at the airport….

Not Posh Enough

So you know when you ain’t posh enough, when you rock up to the Burj Al Arab and get told no booking no walk in (the windsail hotel from Mission Possible). Mission accepted and we got a photo opportunity before the cravat exploded.

Floody Hell

And today we will mostly be taking a trip to the airport to see if our luggage has had a nice break and come back to join us.

Divide and conquer, Mrs Fogg went up to the information desk while I joined another Emirates queue to see if the luggage fairies had returned our bits. Clearly not!

The stance from the stressed luggage team is, if your final destination was Dubai, come over here and we will help you, if you were travelling onwards, good luck, not our problem, queue for 2 hours and be told “your luggage is not lost, it’s in a container along with over 100,000 other little scared cases”. But you cannot claim it is lost since we know where it is, so there. Then the stressed lovelies walked off unable to cope with irate customers who have been stranded for up to a week with no information. All this while the Emirate PR Puppies push out the good vibe that all is good in the world and everyone has been reunited with their luggage and the team are mega awesome (put it this way looks like Geppetto has been working overtime whittling in an effort to keep up).

The Mrs got us checked into the next flight to Bali (good luck if that one happens).

On then to the Palm hotel that stretches into the sea, however, no you ain’t cos due to flooding all trains are cancelled at a certain station and you have 2 options, walk or taxi.

Given we only have 1 additional set of clothes and might be making it to Bali (all appendages crossed) we took the decision to taxi to the Mall of the Emirates to find new clothes and believe me drivers on these roads close their eyes and just gun it. All you need to drive here is 1) can drive in a straight line 2) know where the car horn is 3) never look left or right and just slice in front of everyone with a thousandths of an inch to spare.

So the Mall, is still under at least 1 foot of water as they continue 247 to pump it out after a week. Clearly using foot pump then

This Mall is actually much smaller with next to no guidance to find food, so we headed back in a taxi again to buy a second round of clothes from Mr Thrifty (I look cool in a cravat, polka dot socks, sock braces and a frilly shirt now).

And tomorrow, will the airport be open, will our luggage join us, will it yak it down again and close the airport (yes apparent forecast is for more heavy rain)? personally I can’t wait to join another queue of passengers.

To supplement our income in Dubai, we are now opening a laundry washing service in the room (well given we have a washing machine in the hotel room, yes a washing machine!). Although drying times are a bit slow (my grundies are still wet). We also just bought yet another case to transport the hideous clothes we just bought (the case glows in the dark, let’s see Emirates lose this bad boy!).

Yes but no…

Finally at midnight yesterday Mr Fogg managed to get through on the phone to Emirates customer service about our suitcases. Now let’s just be clear – this was the number we were given for the team that were supposed to be retrieving our bags from the “in transit” container. The conversation went something like this:

Mr F: hi, I’m checking on the progress of retrieving our bags. Here’s the tag numbers. Can you check pls?

Emirates: certainly sir, I just need to do a security check. Can we have your inside leg measurement, eye colour, weight, foot size oh and blood type

After managing to navigate all that the conversation continued:

Mr F: Do you have an update on the bags please?

Emirates: Yes but no

Mr F: Eh? So have you managed to retrieve our bags?

Emirates: Well yes they are here at the airport but we don’t know where

Mr F: But we were told our request to retrieve them was triggered.

Emirates: oh we’ve not done anything with that

Mr F: we fly out of here on Monday though and still have no clothes

Emirates: I’m sorry sir but we have no clue where your bag is and no plans do do anything about that for some days

Mr F: How long will it take?

Emirates: we don’t know

Mr F: but we have no clothes or anything. Can we get a PIR number so we can report to our insurers to be able to claim as we will have to buy clothes

Emirates: oh you should have got that at the airport here

Mr F: your team said they could not issue one

Emirates: That is correct sir. Your luggage is not lost it is here

Mr F: So we can come get it?

Emirates: Oh no sir, we don’t know where it is

Mr F: so can we get a PIR as we are already out of pocket needing to buy more pants

Emirates: I’m very sorry sir that’s not my department. Have you tried washing them?

Mr F: Aaaarrrrrghhhhhh

Emirates: thank you for your call sir

Welcome to the Burj

Standing at 828m in height, just over half a mile high, it’s awesome and stood on the 154th floor with champagne at 585m is an awesome view. We have been up the tallest building in the world.