Today is

image934818003.jpgMorning kiddies, as you can see today is Wednesday (phew so glad they change the carpet otherwise I would never know).

Well Mrs Fogg has another fun packed day planned for us, walking, history, all the stuff I truly love to do.

We are halfway through our week so we have some more things to do on our top 10 of Singapore (where Mrs Fogg is getting a wee bit annoyed with the locals, when she asks them a question, they turn and answer me as if she is invisible, I have to restrain her from nutting them).

We forgot to tell you all about the trip over from the airport, so Virgin had laid on a local pickup company holding up our name on an A4 piece of paper (so easy to read), along with another couple. We duly waited where our transport asked, as he waited for the second couple. Forty minutes later and one empty conveyor belt the transporter decided he had waited long enough so off we trundled to the hotel (about 30 minutes from the airport). Later that evening we had a call from our transporter with very poor Hengrish, telling us that apparently the other couple had waited 2 hours at the airport for him, then had to get their own taxi and he was “vely vely hangri” and was “hannoyed” at being stranded by wirgin horridays. Ok so what did this have to do with us? consider to get this far in the conversation took 20 minutes. So my friend can you call Meesta Martin in room 2010 an tell heem we waited for heem and did not just leave. Right so what purpose would that serve, imagine if I called your room to say “nah nah nah nah, we got picked up from the airport and you didn’t, ha ha”. I really didn’t fancy sitting on the phone listening to someone complain that the lift didn’t wait for them because they were slow. Not to be brutal about it but if you are expecting someone else you don’t just naff off cos you is bored waiting, maybe you put out a tannoy call or send another vehicle up later.

In a cruel moment as we were sat in the lobby drinking a cup of tea we did consider charging our drinks to Meesta Martin in room 2010 or even better ordering a bouquet of flowers, sending them to Meeses Martin and charging them to the room with a card that stated, “with love from your transport service”, however common sense prevailed and stopped Mrs Fogg from doing either.

Oh well.

Ah those Crazy Guys

image168334768.jpgInnocent eyes look away, this is a top brand of shop in Singapore along with Top Shop, New Look and TK Max.

I resisted the urge to go into the shop, but could resist taking a photo of it.

Top 10 things to do in Singapore apparently are:

1. Botanical Gardens
2. Look at the artwork in the lobby of the Ritz Carlton

And that is where I stopped reading, I mean what kind of wierdo travels almost half way round the world to look at a hotel lobby (oh and number 10 is to visit the red light distric to see leggy hookers, come on)!

Now our top 10 goes like this:

1. Zip Wire
2. Singapore Flyer
3. A sling at Raffles
4. Have a suit made
5. The Luge at Santosa Island
6. Make your own tea at Sho Trppan
7. Walk the length of Orchard Road
8. Visit the numerous malls
9. Go to the top of the Marina Bay Hotel
10. Evening Tea in the hotel Shangri-La

At all costs avoid the overpriced high street restaurants (SGD 240 for surf n turf that’s 120 quid or SGD 115 for 2 pizza which is 55 quid)

Other World?

image1902416636.jpgWe already knew Singapore was another world away, but we had no idea that The Doctor had investments over here too. The hotel provides complimentary water each day to keep us hydrated (who needs to carry it though when we can sweat pints of it in seconds when outside!).

Watch out for those Daleks, we hear they make a mean Singapore Sling.

We exterminated a slush puppy from here.

[Posted from Mrs Foggs super cool iphone]

Bungle, George and Zippy

image1898130851.jpgYes we have done it, travelled all the way via the MRT to Harbour Front, then a Sky Cable ride across to Santosa Beach and a walk in the very sticky and wet atmosphere to the MegaZip.

At 75m tall, 750m long and speeds of 50kph (32mph to the oldies in the audience), this is Asia’s longest an fastest Zip wire.

All harnessed and ready to go (they tie that harness so tight even I could hit soprano, laaaa). You have to climb 10 flights of stairs, get hooked to the wire and step out into the abyss. At just over 1 minute long this is a cracking ride and I got it all on video. Honest the girly screams are coming from Mrs Fogg who loved every minute.

A must try for everyone.

We Mega Zipped to here.

So What Day Is It?

image1645723325.jpgEver had one of those days where you wake up after a really heavy thunderstorm during the night and have no idea what day it is? I know as unlikely as it seems some people must be either totally clueless and have been marooned on a desert island somewhere or wander around thinking to themselves, gosh wish I knew what day it is, if only there was some way of knowing (stay with me on this), well all you need to do (beside ask someone, turn on the TV, look at a newspaper, etc) is make your way to Singapore, then the Hotel Shangri-La and get in one of the lifts. Why I hear you ask (beside the fact that the flight alone would cost more than several thousand newspapers, or even paying someone to tell you), well it’s obvious, because at midnight they have an army of workers (maybe it’s the borrowers), who come out and replace the carpet on the floor of all 6 lifts to show what day it is.

Simples!

Singapore Weather

image936484732.jpgToday is our second day here in Singapore and what an elegant city. Smartly dressed women, clean sidewalks, gorgeous shopping malls, it’s fun to explore.

The weather has been kind so far – we have had hot days, balmy nights and a mix of strong sun and clouds. Our ride on the Singapore Flyer today was lovely, we managed to get a car with just an Australian lady in. Just as we got off they closed the ride as a storm blew in. No worries for us though, we did our favourite pastime of eating and scoffed dim sum until the storm cleared.

As Mr Fogg has already said, we’ve seen quite a bit so far- Orchard Road, ordered suits, Civic District, Marina Sands Bay hotel for drinks, a walk beside the river and of course Raffles Long Bar to throw peanut shells on the floor and take out a small mortgage to buy not one but 4 Singapore Slings – ahem Mr Fogg!!

So tomorrow we hope to take the MRT (posh tube to you and me), a cable car and a 750 metre zipwire suspended 75 metres above the ground and travelling at 50kph ( goes faster if you are heavier Mr Fogg tee hee!)

Then it might just have to be a night view of Singapore from the Singapore Flyer again.

So much to see, such sore feet and so little time….now what else is in these guidebooks that I can add to the list..

[Posted from Mrs Foggs super cool iphone]

For a Special Fwend

image868517224.jpgWell here we are sat in a Black Angus restaurant and then we came across this little sign. What we want to know Is how do they know Stu and what do they mean by Special?

Answers on a postcard to Black Angus, Orchard Road, Singapore.

Oh and the food was average, but the company, knock-out!

We ate Surf n Turf here.

Sling Yer Ook

image757759094.jpgWhat a tiring day, a long walk down to the Singapore Flyer, the worlds tallest observation wheel, followed by a trip up the Marine Sands Bay Hotel which has a mockup cruise liner perched across all three towers on the 57th floor.

A womble back through the hotel to see the lion and the former home of the curry club (apparently where Nick Leason used to drink and eat) before heading to Raffles and the Long Bar for the world famous Singapore Sling and the chance to eat monkey nuts then throwing all the shells on the floor.

Sho shevral shlinnngs later (and a lot poorer since each one is £12.50) and it’s a womble for food, via the world famous tailors to have a handmade suit for both of us, let’s keep the fingers crossed they get the measurements right.

We got hammered here.

Restaurant Singapore Style

image1566229051.jpgWell after a snooze and then a womble up Orchard Road, after I had to walk a mile back to the hotel cos Mrs Fogg had the wrong shoes on and they were rubbing, we stopped at a little Teppanyaki restaurant with a difference. Here you order your meal and they bring out all the raw ingredients for you to cook it yourself.

Bizarre concept, but very clever, your own hot plate, wok and utensils and off you go. Since Mrs Fogg does little cooking these days being a high powered executive and having her very own house boy for that sort of thing, I had to explain what things were (bet that gets me a slap). Could you see that catch on in the likes of Yorkshire, not really, plus imagine someone undercooking their own grub and suing the restaurant for not explaining the ingredients were raw!

A fantastic first day, so since it’s now 10pm local time, we are off to get some rest, then tomorrow it’s the worlds largest sky wheel (with champers of course) and then raffles bar for a Singapore Sling or three with a hottie on my arm.

Sooo Tired

image831090871.jpgSo this was us sat at Heathrow waiting to board the A380 Airbus to Singapore for the monstrous 12 hour flight, which although uncomfortable wasn’t actually too bad, so much food and excellent service, plus we paid for extra leg room as well.

We arrived at the Shangri-La a little tired and as always the greeting was exceptional (oh and the women are beautiful and impeccably dressed).

So it’s 9.45am on Sunday 6 March here (1.45am UK time) and we are just waiting for our room readiness so we can change and then explore.

Waitin for our room here.