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Nae Mare Stroud

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Yey my last visit to the fair town of Stroud, well technically speaking I have actually never been to Stroud since I have stopped in Rodborough, Nailsworth and Dudbridge. I get to leave my current company in but a few weeks and either take a breather or find another contract. The hunt is on then for the next role.

The hotel has been quite nice with good service and this is the first (and last time) I will see it in the sunshine.

Oh well, BBQ on the horizon next.

ShiteLock Homes

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Ever glad you never wasted the money going to the pictures to see a film, yup me too.

We downloaded Sherlock Holmes 2 and boy what a waste of £3.49. The first movie was innovative, intelligent and interesting, this however is slow, dull an boring.

I want my money back.

Tick Tock

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Yup only two weeks to the Foggy JubblyBubbly Party. As you can see the Hot Tub Time Machine is all prepped and ready to go. This year to comply with Health and Safety regulations, we will be appointing a Pool Safety officer for the duration, it will be their responsibility to issue arm bands and life vests before access is granted. Under legislation the officer will only allow one person access at a time and there will be no more than 2cm of water in the pool.

No alcoholic beverages or food will be allowed near the pool and a breath test will be required before you can enter the pool. Also no-one will be allowed to wear flippers or full scuba gear (Mr CaddyFrog take note).

I can see the smiles dripping off your faces already, Enjoy!

The Great British Ripoff

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Yup a rant this way is a coming Mrs Fogg!

A nice leisurely rise this am, where shall we grab a bite to eat says I, let’s try Burnby Hall Gardens offers Mrs Fogg. Now let me check, does it have food, yes, do you have to pay to get in and buy some food, well this is England isn’t it!

I find it rather annoying that you have to pay £5 each for the right to buy a coffee, but consider you can look at all the wonderful flowers, but I don’t want to look at flowers, all I wanted was a coffee, which all told comes to £6.50 with entrance fee.

Welcome to rip off Britain. Next time I choose.

Mindfulness

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I started a new Yoga class last night. It’s only a local class with three other attendees and the tutor, so it’s very friendly. I’m by far the youngest attendee.

The new class is a bit more sedate than what I was used to previously but it’s great. A wonderful way to relax, stretch and unwind. Last night the lady who takes the class was speaking about the concept of Yoga. It is very much a way of meditating, using the breath to concentrate and forget for a time the distractions of life.

She made an interesting observation. In our busy lives, not everyone can take a class for an hour or two, and few of us take time for ourselves but we can all achieve some space. A simple five minutes to sip and enjoy a cup of tea, a few minutes in bed stretching gently and just focusing on breathing before the day routine starts. These are ways to take time to be mindful of our own bodies, our breath, our lives.

As much as I rush around working and never seem to stop, and as poor as I am at actually taking time at home to do some Yoga, she reminded me last night that is is vital to at least take that five minutes to appreciate my body, my mind and life. After all, just being able to do something as simple as stretch our arms out horizontally today may not be such an easy task at 90, the body is pretty amazing really.

Ok chanty hippy stuff over. Now, about that cup of tea

[Posted from Mrs Foggs super cool iphone]

The Hunger Games

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We have probably the largest garden to date ( apart from Tyddyn where we pretty much had access to the whole valley) and my bird feeder is proving popular. So far we have had Blue Tits, Great Tits, Long Tailed Tits, Chaffinches, Willow Warblers, Finches, Great Spotted Woodpecker, Robins, Blackbirds, Song Thrush, Coal Tit and Wood Pidgeons.

We also have an abundant squirrel population. It’s a good job we have the squirrel dome up though. When we first arrived I placed a coconut feeder in the tree for the birds. Within a day the squirrels had stolen it and Mr Fogg came back from work to see a squirrel trying to drag said coconut across the garden.

So far we have thick squirrels. One has just spent ten minutes running up and down the bird feeder and bashing its head each time on the dome. Now he’s opted to hijack the birds, just clobbered one on the head to pinch the seeds….I’ll make a drink and watch the show me thinks.

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Relaxing Bank Holiday….yeah right

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This weekend is the Bridlington Elvis Weekender. The Caddies and us were due to spend the weekend chilling and being very large children larking around at the seaside. unfortunately Mrs Caddie is a little under the weather at the moment so we’ve had to give the larking a miss- well we cannot very well go be silly Elvis fans without our partners in crime can we (yes we know Evis left the building some time ago)??

So what to do with a spare weekend??? Well, we decided it was a great idea to order wall to wall wardrobes from Ikea and set them up in the guest bedroom. they duly arrived on Saturday morning, all 29 boxes of the stuff. Oh dear.

Cue Mr Fogg and I spending around 12 hours hard labour fitting Ikea bolt together packs in place. Wardrobe carcasses times 4, goodness knows how many screws and oh what a good idea two big sliding doors are, complete with 64 screws just to put the doors together with. We’ve finally finished….phew. Two very very very shattered Foggies.

Hey, we have grass now too. We did our first cut and it looks good, despite all the bare bits. So off I went to retrieve the bag of grass seed from the garage to sow in the bald bits. This was a bit like being back in Tyddyn- we have mice. In the garage, they are partial to chomping through grass seed, eating bird seed (after munching through plastic bags to get to it) and the blighters have even eaten through my bags of compost.

We have declared war. Two mouse traps in place, we are on to you……let’s just hope they do not find the house.

We sowed the remaining grass seed on the lawn, feeding the rather large wood pigeon population as we went (buggas), dodging squirrels charging around and watching Mr Spike limping in the house.

You see Mr Spike is enjoying his new home but not the neighbourhood. This is farm cat territory, and there are two big bruiser Toms who have declared our garden the war zone. Cue two lost collars, and one beaten up cat. Poor. Spike, last week he tries his best and did a proper running leap onto Tom1, rolling over and fur flying, but still he’s the underdog. We get to nurse his wounds and cheer him up. Cue wardrobe building….Spike laid supervising (or was that laughing) at our antics.

I’m not moving again, and if we did we have both decided to burn those Bloomin wardrobes where they are- we are not, we repeat, not, dismantling them and rebuilding. Life is just too short for that.

And now for that long awaited glass of wine each. Bedtime yet anyone?

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CoitusHedgeHogTerruptus

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Nice herly night for us, nothing on the telly, oh what to do :-p

Or so we thought until the garage spotlight came on, was it a rogue, a wierdy sniffing around, nope a lowly little hedgehog looking for all the leaves to hide in, after Mrs Fogg has cleared them all.

Oh well.