Tick Tock

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Yup only two weeks to the Foggy JubblyBubbly Party. As you can see the Hot Tub Time Machine is all prepped and ready to go. This year to comply with Health and Safety regulations, we will be appointing a Pool Safety officer for the duration, it will be their responsibility to issue arm bands and life vests before access is granted. Under legislation the officer will only allow one person access at a time and there will be no more than 2cm of water in the pool.

No alcoholic beverages or food will be allowed near the pool and a breath test will be required before you can enter the pool. Also no-one will be allowed to wear flippers or full scuba gear (Mr CaddyFrog take note).

I can see the smiles dripping off your faces already, Enjoy!


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  1. May I respectfully offer the pool inspector a glass of my home made dandelion wine? there you go guv. Lully isn’t it. Oh dear, he’s collapsed, that’s him taken care of EVERYONE IN THE POOL!

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