Oh boy. Breakfast is fascinating for people watching. Maybe we are just old now but what’s the fascination with perfectly posed photos and getting the right hair/outfit/handbag/pose?

While enjoying our breakfast this morning we’ve been unable to avoid watching fashionista girl and her Botox mum rearrange fruit on their plates, pose their hair, glasses and furniture to take those perfect shots to post for their followers.

Boyfriend was clearly not photogenic enough this morning as they sent him packing so they could get the perfect shot.

Oh and the carefully positioned wad of fruit on their plates – perfect for Insta but clearly too calorific to eat.

How sad.

So we thought we’d join their posing fun. Here’s a lovely photo of us for all our followers – yes all three of you, or was that four?