In response is it better to be pillion or a rider
- No matter how off key your pillion is, you can’t hear them sing the wrong words to Bohemian Rhapsody
- It’s just you and the road (oh and a passenger)
- You can wave at all the totty and you still have the ole lady in case you don’t pull (gonna get a punch for that)
- The bike sounds and looks awesome and you can hear someone giggling when it vibrates
- You can still hear someone muttering “tree” like a demented lumberjack on crack, over the sound of the engine
- You get a hug, just about the time you are waving to totty
- You can fart all ride long knowing the ole lady is gonna suffer
- You get jabbed to tell you to turn left and right, but you can still ignore it and repeat number 7, whilst chuckling
- You do t have to listen to anyone jabber about history
- You have a hot biker chick with you all the time, to listen to you moan, to help you when you are lost and to hug you (repeat 7 when squeezed too hard)
