So Mrs Fogg bought me a guitar, amp and lessons for Christmas (goodness knows why cos I is tone deaf). But here we are in March and I’m still trying to learn. I can just about do the smoke on the water riff (if you listen carefully), but it is difficult playing when you have crab claws where fingers are needed to get the right notes.

Still in a few more years I may actually be able to play something resembling a tune.

Mrs Fogg you have a while to wait before you can put my pretty guitar on the wall to gather dust.