A Really Nice Chrimbo and Crap Fireworks

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Well another early start for me (5.45 am), although since poor Mrs Fogg has had the bad lurgy I left everyone to sleep until about 8.30am.

All that temptation, looking at the Christmas prezzies just waiting to be ripped into.

A really nice day had by everyone (me and Mrs Fogg along with Turman and Turfgal), with some lovely gifts. Bob the 14lb turkey went down a treat in the afternoon and the evening was topped off with an underwhelming set of indoor Crap fireworks.

Hope you all had a fantastic time, here’s to the New Year when we have Mr & Mrs Caddie Frog over to celebrate.

NORAD Tracks Santa

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You know it’s Christmas Eve Eve Eve when NORAD have the Santa Tracker ready, but now it’s all hi-tech and you can track him on your mobiley phone jobby.

Yup see where in the world the big guy is and play Elf Toss at the same time.

Gotta love Christmas.

Wooo Hoooo

The Black Cat

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What to do in Edinburgh in the cold and horizontal rain. Find a wee place to sit, have tea and eat.

The Black Cat bar on Rose Street. Fab little place.

Counting down to the train home…

[Posted from Mrs Foggs super cool iphone]

Can You Bear It?

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Look at that wallpaper, enough to send you nuts!!

This is the Bear Hotel at Rodborough near Stroud where I will be spending a few nights a week in the latest job as the guy wearing panties over his trousers.

An interesting and quaint looking hotel, nice location, helpful staff but not the best place I have ever stayed.

The rooms are relatively small, the top floor rooms are chilly in winter with quite a breeze coming in the single pane windows. During the stay the 1st and 2nd floors were being painted which is never a pleasant smell.

Room 15 has the hotel flagpole next to it, so in high winds this is all you hear, a light over the sink mirror was non-existent so reception had to steal a bulb from the centre of the washroom until housekeeping would sort it out the next day. The main restaurant is a tad over priced (not that any prices are displayed on the menu). Put it this way £31 for 3 courses or £26 for two, yet the same two courses in the bar would cost about £22. Food service in the bar is very slow, and few of the tables/seats are conducive to eating a meal.

Would I stay again, afraid not, there are many improvements that are needed to this hotel but the only saving grace is the bar totty who’s mummy lumps defy gravity!

You wouldn’t go barer here.

Ice Ice Baby

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No don’t worry it ain’t that awful Vanilla bloke with the silly aircut just pretending to rap, it is actually an ice sculpture of a fat bloke.

Here we is visiting the York Chrimbo market, where some blokes have been carving ice all day. Shame is was small with just a few tiny stalls, but still a little festive.

Only 2 weeks till the fat bloke fills yer stockings, 3 weeks till 2012 (let’s hope the Myan’s were drunk) and only 6 weeks till NZ, wooooo haaaa.

Rock Me Amadeo’s

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Our last evening we saw a massive queue of peeps stood outside what appeared to be a sawdust floor restaurant, bear in mind outside there was 2 bales of straw and stuffed deer and cows, strange advertisement for a restaurant. Undeterred and udderly (see what I did there) interested we decided to join the queue for what lists itself as “The Place for Ribs”.

inside is very simple, except for the walls of books and gothic red lanterns. The toilets were one cubicle for ladies and two holes against the wall for the guys (in plain sight of all).

Well the menu is simple, you want ribs we gottem, you want anything else then bye bye. The (s)wine (oh me and my puns) comes in 1.5 ltr bottles and if you want it by the glass take it from the 1.5 ltr bottle and they charge for what you use. The wine was actually a B&Q paint stripper special.

The ribs arrive, a full half pig each and a jacket spud, veg forget it, this is a carnivore special and very tasty too (except for Mrs Fogg complaining about greasy fingers whilst forcing the 20th rib down). When you finish your half pig they come round and stack your plate up, since it turns out this is an all you can eat feast (tempted to say you can make a real pig of yourself). After the grub you get an Irish Coffee to wash down all the meat, all for £22 each. Not Bad and now we understand why the lengthy queue.

One curious thing though there were people coming into the restaurants with their pet dogs and just leaving with the leads, don’t understand that.

A fantastic evening topped off by waffles with cream and hot chocolate in the pouring rain oh and a little more of the Glugg wine.