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The Sprouts Bite Back

Posted on 04/01/2012 by MrFoggJanuary 4, 2012

Ha, I want puzzles and challenges for Christmas, I want to try and challenges myself. Just 2 of the phrases Mrs Fogg hit me with last year, so one obliged.

Here we have a 500 piece dual side jigsaw with beans on one side and brussels on the other, and yet after
10 days and 5 people (Mrs Fogg, Mr & Mrs CaddyFrog, Turfman & Turfgal) and what have they managed, 7 pieces. So to work it out 5 people, 10 days and 7 pieces means that Mrs Fogg will need 3,571 days to complete it or approx 10 years. Good Luck with that then!!!

Next time be careful what you wish for Mrs.

After Midnight

Posted on 01/01/2012 by MrFoggJanuary 1, 2012

Caught in the act Mrs Caddie Frog dipping After Eights in Bollinger. Just can’t get the right type of visitor these days can you!

Porny Potter

Posted on 01/01/2012 by MrFoggJanuary 1, 2012

And here we have Mrs Porny Potter, fissed as a part.

Oh the joys of halcohol.

2012 Fixodent Problems

Posted on 01/01/2012 by MrFoggJanuary 1, 2012

Mr Caddie Frog apologised profusely for letting his falsies drop out into his Baileys.

The joys of ald age.

2012 Wooo Hooo

Posted on 31/12/2011 by MrFoggDecember 31, 2011

2012 Woooooooooo Hoooooooooooooo

We loved 2011, Mrs Fogg turned flirty 40 in St, Lucia (and went sleep streaking), we went to Singapore in March, I moved from the now known as “Knight Rider” company to Siemens for a stint then again before Christmas to another engineering company. Oh and we didn’t move house this year.

We put the finishing touches to our NZ tour. I became an “hofficial” bike rider and we had a cracking year all told (celebrating 7 years of marriage in Belgium).

What will 2012 hold? fun, fun, fun.

Happy New Year well in 20 mins anyway.

Hippo New Year

Posted on 31/12/2011 by MrFoggDecember 31, 2011

Mr & Mrs Caddie Frog joined us this evening for our New Year celebrations. Alcohol, snacks, Haggis, Neeps n Tatties abound along with silly games (Mr Caddie Frog with a fart machine and Mrs Caddie Frog with the Chopstick Bean game).

The Caddies decided to “out crap firework” us, with a super pack of monster fireworks containing so much TNT (last seen when they created the hole that is the Hoover Dam).

So tonight we will welcome in 2012 by setting light to the graveyard and downing passing aircraft.

Happy New Year to you all from the The Foggs.

It’s True I Am The Daddy

Posted on 27/12/2011 by MrFoggDecember 27, 2011

This proves it, one of my gifts for Chrimbo a 1 litre coffee mug from Mrs Fogg proves it.

After a litre of jumpin juice I’m hoppin all day long.

Hooo Raaaa I rock.

A Really Nice Chrimbo and Crap Fireworks

Posted on 26/12/2011 by MrFoggDecember 26, 2011

Well another early start for me (5.45 am), although since poor Mrs Fogg has had the bad lurgy I left everyone to sleep until about 8.30am.

All that temptation, looking at the Christmas prezzies just waiting to be ripped into.

A really nice day had by everyone (me and Mrs Fogg along with Turman and Turfgal), with some lovely gifts. Bob the 14lb turkey went down a treat in the afternoon and the evening was topped off with an underwhelming set of indoor Crap fireworks.

Hope you all had a fantastic time, here’s to the New Year when we have Mr & Mrs Caddie Frog over to celebrate.

Merry Christmas from Boris

Posted on 24/12/2011 by MrFoggDecember 24, 2011

My decapitated head Boris would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas and will be greeting the outlaws in their bed when they arrive.

Ho Ho Ho, a Merry Frightmas.

NORAD Tracks Santa

Posted on 22/12/2011 by MrFoggDecember 22, 2011

You know it’s Christmas Eve Eve Eve when NORAD have the Santa Tracker ready, but now it’s all hi-tech and you can track him on your mobiley phone jobby.

Yup see where in the world the big guy is and play Elf Toss at the same time.

Gotta love Christmas.

Wooo Hoooo