Well it’s been a fantastic ride, but it had to end sometime.

The nice baggage man at Bali emailed our owners (a.k.a mummy and daddy) to check they had finally received us norty little cases, tee hee cos no they ain’t.

But here we are sat back in Changi Airport Singapore just waiting to be claimed, so all mummy and daddy have to do now is buy a £1300 plane ticket each to come to Singapore and collect us, failing that it’s the great British Royal Snail Mail via moped, dinghy and choo choo all the way home (see you in 2027 then).

It is true, after Emirare “not losing” our luggage in Dubai, not cancelling the connecting flight to Singapore and not “not” marking the bags as lost for 4 days originally, 19 days later they are actually in the connecting location of Singapore. Great to see the well oiled Emirates machine with no idea where they are (yup the app still claims that they are “busy” looking for our luggage).