Last night we had our complimentary candlelit dinner surrounded by flowers. Oh wait, and because of the torrential rain they moved the fire dancers indoors. It meant that our romantic dinner was now a front seat view of the fire dancers doing traditional Balinese dancing while a bunch of Americans queued for their buffet..

They had to pay for the experience – we just had to turn up and be waited on. So we got a bottle of wine and settled in to watch. Quite good fun and lovely dancers.