Mrs Fogg dragged me to Manchester to the Discover the world Holiday Show and oh dear, how dull about 12 stands with companies offering “holidays”, one even offered a cut price hotel in Madeira where you had to sit through at least 90 minute “time share” when you arrived. One stand was so bored she was knitting for goodness sake!

Anyway 32 minutes later we left (after finding our 2025 holiday on a luxury South African train journey).

Food then, Teppanyaki oh yes!