So this is the cheapest hotel we are stopping in at a paltry £170 for the night (yup Canadian prices are astronomic). This place, resembling something from a 1950s slasher set, has the ricipshonist wiv clip inglish, “do you have a restaurant on-site” “No Fuud”, “is there anything nearby?”, “vend macheen”. Ok so she ain’t that bad, but not far off.

“Where is the hotel room”, “secund floor, around here”, as she just waves her arms in a circle. Up we go in the lift to find our room, let’s look at the guide to find room 214!!!!!!

Wished we hadn’t stopped AT THE BATES MOTEL

And when you find your room, there’s a nice sticker on the door