So at home we seem to have a mass increase of pigeons fouling up every physical surface. Wouldn’t it be nice to get away from the blighters, err yeh sure

Cue the accommodation in Antigua with plunge pool and decking. Oh and a dead branch over the decking that affords pigeons a shag n poop stop!

When we arrived there was a mountain of poop on the decking and pigeons coming into to land for a shag n shit. Not a pretty site.

It took the cleaner 20 mins to wash it off, even longer for the handymen to figure how to reach the branch to chop it down with a machete (one tool, many purposes).

Take that Mr Pigeon Poopy Pants!