So when we started this trip we visited a campsite near Eilean Donan Castle and on that site we met a young couple who had hired a camper and had no idea how to hook up electric, that you had to empty the “crapper” cassette or that if you have a shower the onboard water tank runs dry if you don’t fill it. Whilst showing them everything about their camper the girlfriend came running out screaming she had spilt oil all over the carpet and as boyfriend was filling the water tank she was emptying it as fast to try and contain the Exxon Valdez style of spillage (bear with there is a point here).

Later that very evening we and the entire campsite outside were treated to a rather loud and lengthy conversation from inside their camper van where the boyfriend obviously kept asking her a question because she kept shouting “YESS” over and over (ask her a different question for god sake) and he obviously wanted to go for a long walk and was getting impatient cos he must have been asking if she was ready as she kept shouting “I’m coming!”

So move forward to this evening as Mrs Fogg opened the cupboard above the hob and the garlic oil dropped out spilling all over the floor and carpet. Mrs Fogg spent ages cleaning it up, so based on that logic it looks like I might be going for a long walk later tonight and will have to keep asking her lots of questions!!!!