I want to believe in magic, Santa, wizards (not Potty Harry tho) and that everything has a porpoise. I also want to believe the magic that is “Air Source” heating systems actually work by extracting heat from the air and transfer it through the wizardry of science into heat internally, but I’m no idiot. How do you extract heat from outside at -3 degrees to heat up your house, it is not physically possible if the house is running at +20. Somehow I think there is a better chance of seeing a Fatman in a suit skimming across the planet in one night.

Merry wotsits.