Ah Snalbans in the sun for the Finks Summer Revels.
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And back home for 8pm, so must be BBQ time and Mrs Willows freedom

Ahh the Meteor BBQ was so much fun, food, fun and ice bucket challenge (well for Charlie anyway). Mr Fink mention that he believed our downstairs cloakroom was blocked, so like the true super hero he sprung into action and got his arm up the ubend unplugging any tissues.

What he didn’t realise and neither did we, but the entire waste sewer system for us and next door was actually backed up. On bank holiday Monday we lifted the manholes to see all manner of yuck backed up. So up to the local DIY for an industrial plunger (which broke within 5 seconds, like most things from that place consisting of 2 letters) and drain rods. Rods in hand we attempted to clear what we thought was the blockage to prevent a backup to next door. Drain rods failed, time to call Dyno Rod bloke on a bank holiday, starting price of £150.

Mr Rod arrived and announced since it was a shared drain they were not legally allowed to touch it and it was the responsibility of the water company. After lifting a our covers he discovered the blockage in the next door rental, by lifting the 1 meter diameter cover (that wasn’t even in place), to find it completely backed up. Great!

The renters were, less than interested even though they had a pet and child. So we had to arrange the water company who found the issue, disposable cloths used to clean the inside of a plethora of cars. Apparently as he cleared the blockage you could hear the backed up waste come out the fall pipe of the rental house.

Like good neighbours we advised the tenants what had caused the issue, but it obviously wasn’t them.

The moral, don’t live next to a rental house and if you do, ensure they give a crap, quite literally.

So a couple weeks late and very few Meteors but a hell of a lot of dwunks were available.

The Summer BBQ2014 was attended by the usual suspects who were keen and eager to show off their lovely dressing up capabilities. Someone forgot to tell Mr Fink that it was a Hawaiian Theme and not a Mexican.

Weather, top notch, food, excellent, partying superb. Hats off to the Bartender for keeping us all watered.

Sithee

I bought Mrs Fogg King of Thrones for her birthday and I wish I hadn’t. Like a junkie she is addicted to what I can only describe as a northern, poorly acted, terribly scripted and crap programme. I hate this programme with a passion, never has there been such a pile of cack since crossroads.

Eiy up sithee off with is ed!

It’s Perseides meteor shower over the next few nights Cloudy as hell but still fun to see if you get a chance..

Don’t forget it’s the Hawaiian theme BBQ on 22/23/24 August, with a few treats and surprises, and yes probably another duck up for grabs for the best outfit.

See you all there.

Ah what fantastic weather in that there Brussels. Lots of food and drink and we had plenty of mussels in Brussels. Shame about the shambolic Manchester Airport security going out and 35 minute wait to come back through the UK Border Farce on the way in.

Brussels, sun, drink and fun.

Ah what hell, the new Manchester security is. Little Hitlers “we do security right here” “cannot have any air in the liquids bag”. Good grief.

Remove your analogue watch, wallet, but leave shoes and belts on! This country has no idea.

Rant over. Brussels hello