After a surprisingly smooth exit from the Wyn (fantastic hotel, we’re coming back), an even smoother breeze through Airport security because of the wheelchair (although I was questioned because I was sweating after coming from 104 F to aircon carrying 3 bags and 2 helmets, so yeh normally I WOULDN’T BE SWEATING!!!!) and Mrs Fogg was swabbed everywhere (do we look like crims or what).

So here is our R66 tally:

– Motorcycle number one 0 miles
– 2 free caps and t-shirts
– Motorcycle number two 793 miles
– Hire Car one 188 miles
– Hire Car two 1458 miles
– 13 hotels
– 6 mile hike in the canyon
– £110 in mobile calls
– 7 foot X-rays
– 2 crutches
– 5 wheelchairs
– 2 Bubba Gumps
– 8 states
– 3 Time Zones
– 111 F in Vegas
– 1 severe hailstorm in Oklahoma
– 1 narrowly missed tornado (phew)
– 1 complete soaking
– 2 Springfields
– 1 crap Vegas show
– 1 very elegant flight sock
– 1 haircut
– 1 eyebrow wax

And we have lost count of the burger bars, veggies here we come.