I know this chappie is an actor, but picture this guy, same mannerisms from all of his films, wearing a state troopers uniform and sucking on a straw in a litre cup of coke, and this is the sight we had on Saturday at the hospital.

Since we had an accident on a rental we were duty bound to get a Pohlease report, but neither of us could take this guy 100% seriously since he must have studied the acting mannerisms down to a T, the walk, the drawl, slurping from his drink every 20 seconds, it was surreal and like being in a movie casting lounge rather that a hospital.