Or is that bikes, cars and taxis? So, holed up in our hotel room it’s planning time. Our challenges:

1) Get bike back to rental company to closest depot to avoid $800-1600 collection fee (since we opted to land in the middle of no-where)

2) Find transport from wherever bike needs to be taken back to me who will be laid up in the hotel still

3) Get me, foot, luggage and crutches into new hire car to carry on the journey.

4) Re-plan rest of holiday to factor in two crutches and useless here who has never ever used such things.

Comedy of errors. We have to keep laughing though.