Well it’s not actually called walnut, but is nicknamed that by the locals since they can’t pronounce the actual name.

We moved in almost a year ago with genuine thoughts of purchasing it, lovely large rooms, massive garden, bright and new, what more could we want? And slowly over the months settling happened(as it does), but the property went past settling, cracked sills, door frames coming away from walls, floors dropping from the floor tiles,ridges in all floors, windows letting all the wind through. Not to mention the house fly infestation, thousands of Mosquitos and tons of shagging pigeons!

The chance came to buy, but after the numerous visits by those well known builders Bodgit, Scarper and Screwem,we decided enough was enough. So on we go again, erasers at the ready to rub out our umpteenth address.

Time to go before the walnut finally cracks.