How to entertain an hadult, give her a desktop drum set to play with and make some noise.

5am saw me outta bed, setting the fire and readying the Buck’s Fizz for Mrs Fogg to awaken at 6.30am.

A fun hour spent unwrapping and making a mess, oh and opening prezzies.

Turkey all preppd, fart machine Brussels all done, now we chill before the feast.

A very Merry Christmas to you, one and all.

Mr & Mrs Fogg.