A Grumpy Ole Git sent back from the future to grumble and moan and say how good the 80s were, part man (only just), part flatulence (lots of), this is the Fogginator. His mission, sod this Sarah Connor woman, has she never heard of Wimins Lib! and he don’t want your clothes and boots, what do you think this is Oxfam, ah but I will have your motorcicle (in a heavy Austrian drawl).

And here it be, Lil Piglet is gone and here is the Fogg’s Hog. Harley Davidson Fat Boy (no not the rider, thank you). 1.6l engine and the noise, oh my. Mind you I won’t be leaping into storm drains to save a snot nosed brat, Hasta La Vista Kiddie.