Now I’m not normally opinionated but the award for the biggest raspberry of the year so far goes to The Dark Knight Rises (part trois of the new Batman saga, although I still preferred Michael Keaton). Wow 2 hours 45 mins of utter bum numbing tripe.

The talking was so hard to hear over the music that you struggled to hear it (or was that just our little cinema), the baddie sounded like he was under water in a plastic bag, the story was written by a 10 year old and you could see the ahem supposed shockers coming as though they had a big flashy light on them, this film was soooooo bad.

The only saving grace was catwoman, otherwise I would have up and left.

Anyone tells you this film is worth seeing, obviously slept through the entire thing. and reading some user reviews it would I appear I am in a majority of 1.

The Dark Knight should give me back my money!