Ah Darlington high street complete with pound shops, mobile phone hacking (sorry i mean unlocking shops) and betting shops, nice. Granted I haven’t seen it on a sunny day yet (does the sun go that far north?).

So my new temp role means a walk through Darlington high street, past the job centre and through an under pass without lights, oh dear. But that said the work is varied and interesting at the mo. This is to do with care homes and the horror stories I hear make you want to believe in euthanasia (people ripping carpets up with their bare hands, holding staff hostage in lifts, gripping radiators fighting staff off). Put it this way based on my limited experience so far a home is the last place I want to end up.

But not to worry, at least with this role I can find a less than average place to store the inlaws, way to turn that frown upside down.