After a tough week we decided to chill out and go to the local arty house pictures to watch a little Denzel. Let’s start with a simple meal of Fish and Chips. Now the clue here is its Fish, yet every person coming in was asked “are you wantin fish”, err what else would we want, followed by the spotty yoof shouting to the err “Chef” 2 fish for the fella, 3 fish for this woman, and on and on. We were amused watching this exchange, yet no-one was getting food. Eventually the yoof was replaced after Mr Chef had a stack of fish and customers, dawp! (Oh my Cod, sorry).

Any way only just fed in time to go see the movie (Duty Manager in full flow, not sure how the coffee machine works, or where any programmes were). All told a good film but the best bit was the VW advert at the start, I will never be able to watch Toy Story again. Want to know why? go onto that there pootoob and look for “VW advert about toy story”. And this in a pg15, oh my.