They talk real funny down here. We have come relly visiting to the black country (a little racist isn’t it). We should have left around 4pm yesterday, but as usual that work thing got in the way, so the eventual arrival time was gone 9pm, after some top tunage in Mrs Fogg’s banging motor (the dirty one cos she don’t clean it). This weekend sees us in quite a nice hotel (4 star, so it’s got an ensuite and loo rolls).

Decent meal in the restaurant (scallops with belly pork cooked to perfection and a lovely 10oz T-bone). It’s one o the few places I have been where your waiter wears gloves to bring your food (bit posh for this area init).

Next stop, the outlaws for the day, breakfast has been consumed so we is set for a couple of hours.