Whilst hanging around in Manchester Airport, Mrs Foggy decided to try a demonstration of hair curling with “straighteners” from a woman that went on the training course a few days earlier. She definitely managed to curl a piece of hair, but neither her or her colleague (who by the looks of it was one of the original ensemble from MJs Thriller video) could get it to go straight. After 10 mins of trying, it was a new tact of stop trying and try selling the product on the merit that it has a dual plug for the UK and US, well that’s nice then. I did ask the assistant whether it was any good for female moustaches as I stared at her top lip intensly, I gotta have my fun.
As you can see 8 hours later Mrs Fogg is still trying to get it straight (her hair that is, not her moustache, which she doesn’t have, that comes in a few years, oh god dig a hole, stop now).
Eventually onto the plane and the explanation for the delay from El Capitan, we had two failed aircraft this morning and have been struggling to fulfil our flights all day. Ok, well that will be why you mentioned that when we checked in 7 hours ago! And this is the worlds favourite airline!
Leaving on a Jet Plane from here.