Here he is, wee man waiting for Mrs Fogg to return from India, with her ahem TAN.

So Mrs Fogg is now in Bhubaneswar and we have had one text from her since there is no free WiFi access.

Tomorrow sees her setting off at 6am to a plate mill which is 3 to 4 hours away in a truck for a 4 hour meeting before starting the monumental journey back by truck, then plane to Kolkata, then flight to Dubai and Manchester.

Don’t worry Mr Spike, by midnight Mrs Fogg will be home. Fingers Crossed.