Ah Mrs Fogg, how much of India will you actually see, can’t eat onions, pepper or mayonnaise, hate curry or anything spicey. Wow are you in twubble then.

Case packed, clothes, shoes, poop tablets, refrigerated toilet roll, mars bar, twix and kitkat (your food for the week).

Have a safe trip and remember never shake left handed.

We will have trap number one clear, cold bog roll and slippers ready for your arrival.