Well it’s not Friday it’s been Saturday for at least 10 minutes now and they haven’t changed the carpet, what are tourists supposed to do now? How will they know the day has changed?

Have no fear SuperDrunk is here to help, when people are in trouble and need somewhere to turn there is Superman, when there is naff all wrong and no bugger wants him SuperDrunk arrives. Superman can leap tall buildings, SuperDrunk is lucky if he can even walk straight, you get the picture, however they do both wear their grundies over their trousers, only SuperDrunk’s actually smell of wee.

Well anyhoo SuperDrunk has helped out the Shangri-La by putting A4 notes on all the lifts informing them that the man who normally changes the carpet is late with his duty (and will be sacked) and today actually is Saturday, so don’t panic.