So we travelled the best part of 4 hours from Jamestown to Cape Cod to Provincetown or what is commonly known as PTown and having looked round the place we can understand why.

Fair enough the season has not started up here, but this place is worse than Whitby, a bunch of tacky gift shops and gay/ lesbian friendly shops dot the main street oh and the interestingly named “Toys of Eros” which has the most frightening looking toy in the window that has the tagline “The Boy Batterer”, euch.

We ate at the Lobster Pot and Mrs Fogg managed 1.5lb of lobster and mussels, while I managed 6 oysters, caviar and lobster. Nice food from a Nick Cage soundalike.

Even Mrs Fogg is not impressed with P’Town.

Tomorrow the haul back toward Boston airport for our last night in Middleboro.