Today was our last full day in Oia and we had the pleasure of watching the Judy’s on tour. The picture only shows the back of Judy number one’s head but oh my what a show they put on. It would appear that Judy one is waiting for her man to turn up, that she picked up on the tour. Judy two advised her to call her no good man for eating in to her time!

Dripping in garish, large. oppulant jewelry (purchase from the US version of Accessorise), with high perfectly quaffed hair, yes your A-typical Americans on tour. Discussing the joys of manicures, waving their hands feverishly over their food and shouting shoo at the flies (that’s gonna work), ordering a “cake thing” if you have them here! Judy two finishing her cake thing, puts on the lippy and asks Judy one “is my lipstick straight, do I have bits in my teeth”. No love you look perfectly plastic

Latest conversation is what piece of ivory necklace madonna happens to be wearing and how hard actors must have it. These chicks must be from La-La Land. These are the future leaders of America or basically the future Moms in their new trailer parks?

According to Mrs Fogg, I am quite rude (well yes I am), but these ain’t your typical Americans, these are your vapid, one brain celled things that are the future of our overall society. Like I really care.