All Things Gator

Another fun day this time at Gatorland

With everything Gator and Croc


Gator feeding where Kevin got to go into the enclosure to feed the beasts

We also got to do the zip wire experience, travelling up to 35mph, 60ft above alligators and crocs, that was sooooo cool.

Last stop the dinky train around the enclosure for a weary bunch (so this was a little pants).

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Wizards, Rollercoasters and Rides

The trip today saw the crew head over to Universal Studios for the day.

Every major attraction undertaken and we were exhausted at the end of it:

Terminator
Men in Black
Minions
Shrek
Blues Brothers
Trqnsformers
Oh and Harry Potter

Food was monster turkey legs

And a must see for all weird Harry Potter fans is the movie set mockup of weirdsville, complete with people with wands and capes


Then on to attempt the Rocket, which is quite simply AWESUM with its straight up climb and knuckle ride which had Kevin screaming like a banshee and me reciting every expletive ever invented. So bad we just had to do it one more time

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Crazy Golf and Clowns

A glorious day, started off with yours truly wiping the floor with Kevin and Mrs Fogg at Crazy Golf America style


Off to Celebration for lunch, a womble and chance to cool the tootsies



And then to downtown Disney for a spectacle like no other La Nouba, the only downside was the clowns (goodness knows why anyone finds them funny). Kevin looked in awe at the cirque de soleil, which is quite simply breathtaking.


The day was finished with a stroll through downtown Disney before heading back for a dip in the pool. A good but tiring day.

Tomorrow Universal Studios

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Lobster and Monsters

A gentle get to know Florida day, saw us find a Harley dealer (yey), a monster truck

The Florida Chocolate experience, where we were the only visitors and were forced to watch a silly cartoon before we could sample bits, whilst Kevin made a bar and had to wait for it to come out on meat hooks for delivery

Time then for Lobster and a chance for Kevin and Mrs Fogg to cover half the restaurant in shrapnel

And finishing off in the Florida Mall for MandMs, oh and Kevin building her own “buildabear” called Gator (how old!)

And today, crazy golf on a pirate ship, followed by Cirque de Soleil, La Nouba.

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Home at Last

A 9 hour uneventful flight delayed for an hour due to “compoota glitches on the luggage”, saw us land about 2 hours after poor ole Kevin.

Car hire eventually sorted despite queuing for 30 minutes to be served at a Max Headroom style kiosk, to find that the car we hired wasn’t available since the rain and thunderstorms meant none of the cars had been cleaned, “but you can have this minivan instead”.

Off to the property via a plethora of toll booths, to find this palatial abode for the next 2 weeks, they all pretty much look the same inside.



And as to Kevin, well besides being tired, no tantrums this morning.

Today, pool, chill, Kissimmee, Gods and Monsters the experience and food.

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Thunderbirds Are Go

Kev’s all boss’d up and ready to roll. Dropped her at the big building with airplanes and then went off to our terminal for checkin.

Apparently this was Kev going through the security camera

Next stop a light breakfast before the flight. In 12 hours we’ll be in sunnier climbs

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Premium Economy

I don’t know, premium economy ain’t what it used to be, mind you Kevin’s bouncing off the wall until she saw her seat!

Apparently it’s just not fair

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How Safe Do You Feel

By the time you awaken I might have just reached the front of the chaotic security queue.

Hundreds of ankle biters off on holiday with parents that still don’t seem to understand that all liquids must be placed in plastic bag for your safety and no, even though you bought that 1litre bottle of water in the airport for a rip off price, you still can’t take it through. The security staff have no clue how to deal with more than 10 people, people walking straight through, not removing their belts, shoes or nose piercings.

As you casually await “the bloke who wanted to be a copper but failed the entrance exam, tried to be a mall cop but was too overweight, so became a customer security rep at an airport”, to body search you, you realise life doesn’t get much better than this.

Still a ride on LyingAir to go, I feel soooo invigorated.

Morning all, rant over!

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Weary Traveller

A weekend of fun and merriment followed by a trip to Dublin. First stop a travelodge that you could fit 4 double beds in and my very own breakfast box. Woo Hoo

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