All wrapped up in bed ready for the fat guy in his sleigh.

Got the folks over for Christmas, so what better surprise than finding our severed head waiting for them in their bed.

Time to play cards against humanity then

Only 1 hour left in the office, silly hat – Check, silly T-Shirt – Check, ready for Christmas – Check, NORAD Santa Tracker all set for Christmas Day – Check.

That’s it Chrimbo 2017

It’s almost Christmas, so time to cook those 16oz Tomahawk Steaks I had in the freezer and they were awesome!

A little mash to make it a healthy meal tho.

We got a takeaway pizza place nearby and sampled it!

Awesome

4 whopping pumps

300m of pipework,

2 controller Units

And hopefully a warm Christmas for us!

The ever more impressive, eco friendly, zero carbon rates, Air Source Heat Pump is so unbelievably inefficient it now not only has 1, but 4, yes you heard right FOUR heat pumps to circulate the water to the underfloor, radiators and water tank. The electric needle spins so fast we’re able to harness its gyroscopic capabilities! Put it this way with the “Uber” efficient system our electric bills would cripple the national debt in Nigeria.

Come summer, this bad boy is getting ripped out for a smelly, dirty, carbon nasty “Oil Tank”.

Now over to you Mr McCartney, try blowing on these pipes of peace

I want to believe in magic, Santa, wizards (not Potty Harry tho) and that everything has a porpoise. I also want to believe the magic that is “Air Source” heating systems actually work by extracting heat from the air and transfer it through the wizardry of science into heat internally, but I’m no idiot. How do you extract heat from outside at -3 degrees to heat up your house, it is not physically possible if the house is running at +20. Somehow I think there is a better chance of seeing a Fatman in a suit skimming across the planet in one night.

Merry wotsits.

Merry Christmas Y Filthy Animals!

A tiny bit of snow sees us sat on the A1034 with 1 mile to home unable to go forward or back due to blocked roads. REALLY

So it only took around 2hrs to travel 5 miles, no grit truck, no updates on the radio and a moronic message on the council website “drive safe”!!!!

Yup only 28 days to Christmas, so in between emptying house move boxes we managed to get the first tree up and place some Christmas lights outside.

The countdown is on and let us be the first to wish you a very Merry Christmas.