Economical and Green

So our house is supposed to be GREEN, good insulation and running an “Airsource” heat pump which is greener than a green thing that is really really green. The idea is it sucks heat from the air and converts it to energy, yeh right!!

So no surprises then after a 33 day period of using this Uber efficient system to get our first electric bill £276, yup that’s right more in electric than we used in 4 months in an inefficient oil fired heating system in the last house.

So given we have a field, this is our next investment

At Gnome for Christmas

Early(ish) rise this am, with an early morning romp up the field to watch the world awaken.

Prezzies, Bucks Fizz and fun

Time to detect some ring pulls

And then the official siting of Mrs Fogg’s Gnome Land Security Gnome

Wishing you all well for Christmas and thoughts out to CaddyFrog who is back in hospital recovering. Our thoughts with you young man.

Boris is All Set

All wrapped up in bed ready for the fat guy in his sleigh.

Got the folks over for Christmas, so what better surprise than finding our severed head waiting for them in their bed.

Time to play cards against humanity then

Not Long Now

Only 1 hour left in the office, silly hat – Check, silly T-Shirt – Check, ready for Christmas – Check, NORAD Santa Tracker all set for Christmas Day – Check.

That’s it Chrimbo 2017

Steak

It’s almost Christmas, so time to cook those 16oz Tomahawk Steaks I had in the freezer and they were awesome!

A little mash to make it a healthy meal tho.

5 Gold Rings

4 whopping pumps

300m of pipework,

2 controller Units

And hopefully a warm Christmas for us!

The ever more impressive, eco friendly, zero carbon rates, Air Source Heat Pump is so unbelievably inefficient it now not only has 1, but 4, yes you heard right FOUR heat pumps to circulate the water to the underfloor, radiators and water tank. The electric needle spins so fast we’re able to harness its gyroscopic capabilities! Put it this way with the “Uber” efficient system our electric bills would cripple the national debt in Nigeria.

Come summer, this bad boy is getting ripped out for a smelly, dirty, carbon nasty “Oil Tank”.

Now over to you Mr McCartney, try blowing on these pipes of peace

Unicorns and Magic

I want to believe in magic, Santa, wizards (not Potty Harry tho) and that everything has a porpoise. I also want to believe the magic that is “Air Source” heating systems actually work by extracting heat from the air and transfer it through the wizardry of science into heat internally, but I’m no idiot. How do you extract heat from outside at -3 degrees to heat up your house, it is not physically possible if the house is running at +20. Somehow I think there is a better chance of seeing a Fatman in a suit skimming across the planet in one night.

Merry wotsits.