There and Back Again a Foggy Tale

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A final womble by the sea after a 3 hour drive from Geraldine to Akaroa on the East Cost of the South Island for Fish and Chips.

Now it’s a 2 hour drive to Christchurch Airport, dump the car and fly to Auckland, then LA, then Heathrow, then Manchester. See y’all in 27 hours. We set off at 8.30pm on Fri 17 Feb and land into London at 7.30am Saturday after going across the International Date Line. We is Time Travellers, We is! Well apart from the fact that the Christchurch to Auckland flight is showing as cancelled, uh oh trapped here we hope

Leaving Paradise here.

A last NZ Breakfast

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After promptly leaving the Scenic Route Motel in Geraldine last night (after hating the “last room available”), we skid addled and found the wonderful “The Downs” B&B on the edge of town where we spent a very comfortable evening.

At midnight last night we watched our last NZ star show which was simply amazing, seeing the shooting stars, satellites and galaxies.

One more day left to get to Christchurch airport and enjoy the glorious clear skies with 20plus degrees of heat.

Our last NZ Breakfast was here.

More Cookies

Simply an awesome sight of Mount Cook to the far left (taken from 40km away) looking over the clean reflective surface of lake Tekapo.

These are the type of views in this world that make you simply stop and wonder for a few minutes and then the silence is broken as a coach turns up off loading a group of camera clicking Japanese who manage to drown out the cicadas or worse still our cousins across the pond complete with name badges stood there for a fraction of a second before proclaiming it’s ok but not as big or pretty as one back home.

Personally I enjoy the silence, no distractions and the chance to simply look, enjoy and not have to think about anything.

More wine anyone?

A little soul searching from here.

Aliens Not Welcome

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On the road from Mt Cook (which is breathtaking) to Geraldine which is small and deserted, sits the Mt John Observatory with a few 18inch refractory telescopes kicking around. After the drive up the 1,031m hill you can enjoy a drink and then for 2NZD have a look through their day telescopes at the sun and see the solar flares coming off, simply awesome. One other thing you get to see is Venus in the daylight, brrrilliant

Even the geek there was quite good in a D-Reem type of fashion. They are even doing Southern Lights viewing tonight, but this is a two hour drive from our last night, so we missed the opportunity.

Worth visiting if you are ever down here.

Scenic Motel My Glutemas Maximus

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Now this is a scenic view unlike the motel we just checked into and back out of before you could even utter the word checkout.

Stranded in Geraldine we have been saved by Myron and Alycen in their local Bed and Breakfast that we found after following some local signs to their home on the hill.

Our Scenic motel had managed to miss our (paid for in advance!) booking but had one room left in a corner, behind the other rooms with a view of several walls and one large motorbike that the next door occupant parked in the rooms outdoor sitting area, no natural light and no privacy. Oh and the TV is broke (who cares, we don’t watch it anyway). So in a word, YUCK. Give the man his keys says Mr Fogg and we is outa here. No sooner had we handed the key back and said we were not staying and the owner had flicked the sign from No Vacancy to Vacancy (who says ruthless capitalism is dead). Hello Tripadvisor!

So now we are in a private home up the hill in sleepy Geraldine with a fridge of free drinks available (free wine!!!!!) and the loveliest hosts who will cook us breakfast in the morning too.

It is also our last night, boo!! Mr Fogg is already yearning to start another trip, or better still to keep on going.

On a more upbeat note we stopped on the way today at Mount Cook and then at Mount John, definitely the runt of the mountains but rather cool. On top ( accessed by a rather steep single track road) is an observatory and cafe. The observatory does night time courses and opens access to the six different telescopes for viewing the incredible skies. Unfortunately staying in Geraldine we would be far too far away to drive back – can you imagine how much Mr Fogg is kicking me over the motel issue? (we could have stayed at Lake Tekapo right next to the observatory, damn).

Never mind. Next time….

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At the Foot of Mount Cook

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Here we are at the foot of Mt Cook with the clouds just starting to clear, but despite that it’s a balmy 20 degrees with a very powerful sun (where did I leave that Tilly Hat). Now I was tempted to hike it, but flip flops without crampons are not good.

Onwards and east wards.

Ate a Cookie at the foot of Mt Cook here.

A little Coffee in the am

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Ask for a Latte in NZ and you have a choice of cup or bowl, bonza! A6 inch wide soup bowl of coffee in the morning is enough to make you jump for hours, oh god no I can hear Mrs Fogg scream!

So all fuelled up and it’s off to Geraldine via Twizle for our last evening (boo hoo). Tomorrow we drop the car back to Christchurch airport for our internal flight at 6pm NZ time, before the long haul. Still 48 hours to kill, Geraldine, Mt Cook and Lake Tekapo Sanctuary for the Stars here we come.

Latte Bowls at the Wrinkly Ram here.

Omarama Oh Yess!!

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Imagine trying to work out your route on a road trip when you come to an area which needs crossing but is not perhaps too touristy. Then imagine picking a place in the middle of nowhere which had perhaps a couple of hotels and maybe one bar. But wait. Some bright spark decided that in a wilderness valley you need wonderful discrete wooden hot tubs heated by wood burning stoves, set them around a natural small lake with wild birds and add natural mountain views. Then screen each one so they are completely private AND tell your customers it is ok to skinny dip, AND that they can bring their own wine and watch the sun go down. Why, of course you would go to Omarama, so we did.

We had our own personal hot tub in the wilderness, watched moor hens and other wild birds, saw the sun go down and night descend while bathing in our private outdoor tub heated by a wonderful wood burner. And yes, skinny dipping in the dark sipping wine and toasting life. Pure bliss.

That is why we came to the middle of nowhere. Of course Mr Fogg believes me (hmm??)

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Bungy?? No Thanks

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Leaving Queenstown today we stopped at the famous Kawarau Bridge, home of the creation of the Bungy jumps by A J Hackett. Did we have a go?? Not likely at just shy of £100!!

Still, we did watch loads of people do it and one poor guy who did it then staggered to the bathrooms afterwards looking very shaken.

Not for me.

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Omarama Where

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It’s another “what the hell are you stopping there for” moments. Welcome to Omarama 169Km from Queenstown and 336km to Christchurch, bang smack in the middle of bloody nowhere with 1 restaurant and one bar (Rachel Nevada is bigger and more interesting than this place). The hotel has approx 100 rooms and by the looks of it 5 occupants. As we entered the reception, the receptionist seemed almost relieved at not having to talk to the mirror for another few days.

What shall we do tonight, goodness only knows (strip scrabble, eye spy, sand fly spotting)!

Only two more nights left in New Zealand before the 27 hour hike back, can’t wait to see where Mrs Fogg has booked for tomorrow night.

There’s Naff All here.