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The Foggs are on the Move

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No surprise I am sure but Mr Fogg and I are moving house (again). We have managed an astonishing 2.5 years in one place and have the itch to move on.

Fate has played its card on this one, as alluded to in our previous blog.

So, there we were in New Zealand having a fab time and of course on return to the UK we were once again unsettled and suffering withdrawals from travelling. We would like to consider a move to NZ but that’s a big step with lots of processes to follow not to mention job hunting and all that. So perhaps not on the cards yet. So, we thought we’d have a change of scenery instead.

I had a brief look on the housing market and spotted a pretty looking house fairly close to where we are and opted to arrange a viewing- to consider buying or renting. We had a walk round and liked what we saw.

Now this is the spooky bit. We did not know that this house has a name: Wai Nui. Unbelievably this means big water in Maori!!!

All the last 3 rentals have also all been house names not numbers and don’t be too shocked – we are only renting for now 🙂

With odds like that we had to go for it. We have yet to ask the owner how the name came about.

House warming party to now be planned.

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Beanbags for Cows

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While we were out in NZ one of the guides on a tour we took told us an interesting story.

Apparently while escorting a bunch of tourists (we won’t share their US nationality, but you can take a guess) one asked what the round plastic balls were for in the fields. “Ah” says the guide “Those are a great invention, they’re beanbags for cows. The cows come along at night and flop into them to get a good nights sleep and when finished of course they can then munch on the beds, what a cool idea”.

“Oh wow!” says the tourist “I must tell the guys back home about them, we don’t have them and they would be so good!”.

It’s the little things that remind you of all the good times.

Tourists eh?

On an udder note (sorry) whilst the weather has been close to Friesan and we need to wear Jerseys (oh stop it now), we hope to share some news related to “big water” very soon. Fingers crossed.

Time to enjoy the rest of the day before that work called thing comes around again.

Look into My Eyes

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One possessed cat haunting the bed. He’s not yet achieved levitation however the handstand looks pretty cool and the haunting screetches are loud.

Scary cat!

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Nice Start to First Day Back

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First day back to work after 21 days holiday an this is what you get, rear ended by a silly sod busy looking at an accident on the opposing carriageway. Poor little love was really shaken up!

Next stop Insurance claims, car out of action for weeks and hassle with insurance payments.

Oh well, the week has to get better, hopefully (guess that’s one way to get more time off).

Back to the cold

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Ah back to the cold dull skies. Rather a shock to the system after very different colour skies in NZ, we are used to deep blues rather than the mucky greys of Yorkshire and flat scenery.

Tomorrow is the dreaded return to work and the start of a year without holidays, now ok we know we are a very spoilt pair who can usually manage loads of holidays and that it’s far more normal to just have the one break, but you have to factor in that we are just a little nuts too.

Mr Fogg is already depressed and has donned his new t shirt designed especially for him and I’ve donned a woolly hat and refuse to remove it.

Cases are still packed, laundry all yet to do but at least Mr Spike is deliriously happy. Has not stopped purring loudly since we picked him up yesterday. He too is cold having spent a month lounging under his very own heat lamp so last night was a fight for the duvet. The cat won.

Just to excite you all we have counted up and have taken 2500 pictures plus a load more on the video camera and hours of footage. Mr and Mrs Lucky have already foolishly said they would love to see them all. We estimate that will mean spending at least a couple of months staying in Tyddyn to get through them all ( tee hee).

So we are now waiting for Spring with bated breath and looking forward to Christmas Day in March with the Finks. We plan to get all festive!!!

The goal for the next few weeks is to ensure we have stuff planned in for weekends to look forward too. Suggestions on a postcard please…first goal is to rewatch ALL the LOTR films to see the scenery again. We started last night, only another two and a half films to get through- extended versions too so hours and hours and hours.

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Omarama Where

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It’s another “what the hell are you stopping there for” moments. Welcome to Omarama 169Km from Queenstown and 336km to Christchurch, bang smack in the middle of bloody nowhere with 1 restaurant and one bar (Rachel Nevada is bigger and more interesting than this place). The hotel has approx 100 rooms and by the looks of it 5 occupants. As we entered the reception, the receptionist seemed almost relieved at not having to talk to the mirror for another few days.

What shall we do tonight, goodness only knows (strip scrabble, eye spy, sand fly spotting)!

Only two more nights left in New Zealand before the 27 hour hike back, can’t wait to see where Mrs Fogg has booked for tomorrow night.

There’s Naff All here.

Dinner is chosen

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After an early start it’s now 5.30pm and I’m starved.

We did the Milford Sound Cruise today which was excellent. It started with a 5 hour (yes five hours!) coach trip with Bob (must make up time) which was supposed to include photo stops and little walks but it seems that Bob was late so we got two stops for 2-3 min toilet breaks (run, drop, flush, run) and a number of “and here is a nice view on the left as I drive past” from our driver. Oh and we got a 20 min coffee stop in a gift shop (anyone want a NZ trinket?)

But the highlight was the cruise itself. Wonderful small boat, the greedy people all opted to dash to the top deck leaving about six of us to spread out across the front and rear bottom deck of the boat. We sailed close to each side of the fjord (its not really a Sound but a Fjord but some welsh bloke incorrectly named it a Sound and they never chamged it) and could almost touch sheer cliffs, seals and two different types of penguin. We went directly under a huge waterfall (need a towel there Mr Fogg or just happy to wring yourself out later?) and hoped to spot dolphins or whales but no luck.

Two hours later and then we are dropped at the teeny airport for our teeny two wing flight back with another couple. Fab Fab Fab. Loads of incredible views, just breathtaking.

Having beaten those who opted for the coach trip back (ha ha 5 long hours to go yet!) we are now back in central Queenstown to sample the local delicacies. We saw the local crayfish pots today in Milford Sound so we just had to do it. Horace the Crayfish just did not stand a chance. Dear Horace, welcome to my plate…….

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Nuff Said

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Well what did you expect at this time in the morning, sorry Mrs Fogg better pull out that pop-up Maori Warrior

But the whole Milford experience after the 5 hour bus journey was cracking. Mrs Fogg will divulge all the juicy gossip.

Made back from Milford Sound to here.

The First Rule of the Palazzio

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As we checked into the Palazzio Hotel in Nelson, it started to sound like a scene from a famous movie, the only rules you need to remember about Palazzio is……..

As we get told, no visitors after 9.30 (err who the hell do we know), out by 10am and don’t park in front of the garage. Forget hello or any of that good stuff, forget Fight Club, it’s the Palazzio Motor Hotel Club and the first rule is……

Beautiful rooms, naff all view but very grumpy bruiser of a woman in charge.

Tyler Durden is in charge from here.