Is it the USS Enterprise on manoeuvres or is it some alien life form?

Nope, to overcome the appalling state of affairs in rural no broadband Britain, we have invested in a satellite broadband solution with a dish that measures just under 1m in diameter (so just under planning requirement restrictions) and hangs out by just over 1m (no idea what the neighbours might say), but who care we got 20mb download, who rocks, yup we do!! Tongue pocked firmly at the government and its lack of broadband roll out.