Yup, making friends and irritating people, my speciality.

Hello reception, can you get the heating turned on in my room it’s just blowing out cold air, yes sir we’ll do it right away. 30 minutes later, hello reception so what’s the crack with the heating, we’re waiting for the heating engineer. 30 minutes later, happy, friendly me heads to reception and asks whether the heating engineer is coming from the other side of the country, only to be advised “errr we don’t have a heating engineer”. Top, duly blown and marched the poor duty manager up to the room to show him the icicles hanging off the heater.

Apologies all round sir, we’ll bring you a portable heater sir, really will that be on the same journey as the non existent heating engineer.

Grumpy bastad, out!

posted by the biker daddy.