I like the Keys so far. Unfortunately the planned accommodation is fully booked so we had to find alternative lodgings.

Choices were the Bates motel or an unknown Cheeeca Lodge and Spa. I suggested to Mr Fogg that we go gave a look up the tree-lined drive past the security man and the numerous porsches parked.

Oh boy, one luxury resort, complete with resident Tiffany on Guest reception. What could we do eh? Book in of course. Pure unadulterated luxury at a price. Sorry, just gotta do it. Oh, did I mention the free glass if welcome champagne??

So here is us in our motorbike gear slumming it in Reception waiting for our room to be ready. We’re people watching and planning snap (for the uninitiated this is spotting mother and facsimile daughter dressed in matching designer outfits). Hoorah!

We’re English don’t you know daarlings, just popped in with our luxury Harley for a spot of chill and chav.