The Bench Press

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Ah summer is here as you can see with Mrs Fogg and Spike enjoying the sunshine on a fantastic summers evening on our new bench, all set for the August Meteor fest.

So June is here tomorrow morning and as with the last day of May I will be watching sunrise at 3.30am courtesy of our little grot Mr Spike who kept me awake from 12.44 am until 5am.

Summer we love ya

Bridlington by the Sea

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What to do on Bank Holiday, well I was supposed to be working, sorry scrub that I was told I would be working but I got away with that.

So a free day now and where does Mrs Fogg take me, Bridlington, the poor mans Scarborough (only just, it is a toss up which is worst),

And here we is sat in a cheap and nasty fish and chip shop enjoying all the sights have to offer (doddering ole farts, tab smokers, chavs and slappers), no different to many other UK towns today.

A pleasant change to see the dirty crude oil slick commonly known as the north sea (where our fish has just come from)

It’s really crappy here.

Do You Burlesque

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After persuading Mr Caddie that the flashing mac was not appropriate for the evening out at a Burlesque show, we all trundled up to Dewsbury Town Hall (yup sounds seedy already) with low expectations for the night. Oh my were we over dressed or what, it was like a scene from Rocky Horror with most of the women in the audience dressed up or down (depends how you look at it), basques, stockings, maid outfits with frilly Knicks. It was all we could do to stop Mr Caddie from drooling.

So to the show and before we start the tickets were only £10, well not the most polished of performances, one woman with what can only be described as a tyre mark tattoo across her back and another that both I and Mr Caddie were convinced was a bloke (Mr Caddy actually started shouting at the stage “It’s a Man!”). The performances were ok, but we all had fun gettin tiddly howling at the stage and watching a woman get her baps out to waggle them with tassels on. More entertaining as mentioned was the audience and their attire. We all chatted to a family (well mother, daughter, the mums toyboy who was huge and the daughters boyf) who appeared to follow this show around the country. I personally didn’t hear anything the family were saying since I was concentrating on the views very hard.

Both Caddie and I got ever so slightly tiddly but the night was fun and entertaining all at the same time. can’t wait for the next fun night.

A Night with fhe Caddies

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We have come to see the Caddies for the evening and to see a Burlesque show at Dewsbury Town Hall. Mrs Foggy is sat showing Mr Caddie the pictures of Singapore and Hinja (it has been a few months since we saw them).

And as you can see Mr Caddie has his dirty flashing mac ready for the evening (beer and drool optional)

Let Em Eat Caku

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And here she is Mrs Foggy with Caku (surprisingly Japanese for Cake). A wonderful leisurely weekend of not cleaning 2 cars and a bike (obviously not Mrs Foggy).

We got up late, enjoyed the limited sunshine and went to look round some other peeps houses, still no joy yet tho. Mrs Foggy has also had 2 golf lessons, is whacking over a 100m and managed hole in 1 (fluke).

Next weekend it’s off to see a Burlesque with Caddies (needless to say Mr Caddie and Mr Foggy are quite looking forward to it).

Two Twees

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Sat here on a late May Friday evening pondering the world from our back garden and wondering what it is all about. The big question, Life and the answer, well I have no idea at all, who does?

I have a wonderful life, a beautiful, intelligent wife but still ponder what it is all about.

Alcohol, is it bad or does it make your thoughts less clouded? Who know but give me more.