Not Jumping Frog and baa lamb stroking Yup our froggy population is increasing, although if he sits in the middle of the road like this for long it’ll be a “I toad ya so”. And then we went of sheep … Continue reading
Monthly Archives: July 2013
Ever had the feeling you are all on your own? Had a bath but still no-one comes near? Try a Holiday Inn at Coventry where you are the only guests and therefore the only people in the restaurant. Oh well … Continue reading
Crazy Golf, once the preserve of saddos like me who can’t play golf for toffee, blighted by Health and Safety rubbish. Yes you see correct, the crazy windmill moving at 0.0001mph now needs to have a safety barrier erected to … Continue reading
Surprisingly empty on the road, well we did set off at 6.30am. And here is the world’s coldest Mrs Fogg in Whitby a mere 12090 miles from New Zealand where we were just last year. Now time for lunch and … Continue reading
Bright and bleary eyed in a designer outfit (some nobody called “save the queen” for the top and “Betty Barkley” for the jeans, looks hot tho) all set for an early coastal trek to do some serious hobbling. Well I … Continue reading
Ah the Hot Tub weekend was brilliant, fun, chatting, walking (only a small distance for Mrs Hulk Foot), hot tub, falling down water and surf n turf. Oh and we met tree beard whilst out walking. Superb … Continue reading
And here is Birthday Club Foot enjoying her evening Hot Tub. Apparently she hasn’t felt the needs to shower or bathe since this arrived! Sorry Caddies the scum line ain’t mine. … Continue reading
Deep behind a conifer, tucked under an overgrown hedge and wedged in the corner of the garden we have an exquisite lily. Vibrant orange petals framed by deep green shimmering leaves, it’s beautiful. Shame it’s all in the corner. Might … Continue reading
So this morning I did my usual exercise regime of hobbling around the first floor bedrooms. Funny I thought, the carpet is wet in the guest room. I took a closer look. Oh no. Managed to pull the carpet back, … Continue reading
No it’s a H OT Tub!!! Hooo Yaaah, it literally is a Hippo BathDay, Mrs Fogg time to wash. … Continue reading