Comments on: Onwards and Over the Page https://blog.ouronebigadventure.com/onwards-and-over-the-page/ Wed, 22 Oct 2008 18:21:54 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.1.2 By: Bel https://blog.ouronebigadventure.com/onwards-and-over-the-page/#comment-13 Wed, 22 Oct 2008 18:21:54 +0000 http://blog.ouronebigadventure.com/2008/10/22/onwards-and-over-the-page/#comment-13 MEDICAL MAYHEM
Found a hangnail on my pinky.
Insignificant, so dinky.
How to mend it? What to do,
Make it good again, like new?
Soon an answer came to me
>From a “doctor” on TV.
Fifty bucks, a single ounce
Of medicine I can’t pronounce.
One thing that was said for sure:
Side-effects just might occur:
Tooth disease like pyorrhea;
Dizziness, with diarrhea;
Ear wax, and resulting pain;
Lesions forming on my brain;
Trouble with my circulation;
Gas-attacks and constipation;
Monthly curses gone awry.
(Hold it, doctor; I’m a guy!)
When all was said, and all was done,
The treatment didn’t seem like fun.
I guess I’ll just ignore my dang nail,
And simply hang onto my hangnail.
(by Bashful Bob)
Bashful Bob sounds like a hoot.

Keep your peckers up chaps from good ole Blightly!
Mrs Fink and all the Hemel Finks.

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