Midnight Garden

image1886825592.jpgFor Christmas I bought Mr Fogg a little known game called Oshi, played by Samuri warriors in ancient Japan. It sat on a shelf for a while then with this wonderful warm spell we decided to play outside. It’s really simple but quite addictive. Oh did I mention I won?? It’s like two old farts in the garden at the moment, challenges for a game of Oshi and then Scrabble. Tee hee, this is all practice ready for my big “21 again” next year in St Lucia. Life feels great, shame this work lark gets in the way…..

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The Midnight Jim Jam Womble

image259292014.jpgSo our really good friend Mrs Fink is doing a midnight charity womble tonight in aid of the Hospice of St Francis (Berkhamsted) and the challenge was if she raised £100 by this evening, she would do it in pink jim jams carrying a life sized plastic heron, well this is the picture of her all set to go and womble after raising in excess of £485, fantastic.

A fantastic cause and an excellent outfit.

Easy Rider

image695952054.jpgYes indeedy do, I got my birthday treat, a day riding 883 Sportsters, 1200 customs, Easy Gliders, Super Gliders and the ultimate Arnie mobile, The Fat Boy.

I gotta get me a cool bike now.

And on the way home we had to stop at Coed-y-Dinas, the wonderful little countrystore in Welshpool that we visited very frequently when we lived here.

Really miss living here.

Welcome home

image236768007.jpgToday is Mr Foggs Harley day in deepest Wales. I dropped him off this morning in Bullith Wells into a room full of Harleys to have a go at riding. Left to my own devices I have come along to the Elan Valley to a series of reservoirs. breathtaking, and the weather is just fab. Wales, we miss living here every day. I cannot explain it, but this is home! Who can resist the rugged hillsides, dark cliffs contrasting with every shade of green and soaring buzzards. clean white sheep and landscapes of every scale from every angle.

I visited a kite feeding centre this afternoon where over 200 red kites descend from the skies into one small field to eat meat put out by the Kite trust. An incredible sight to see these magnificent birds of prey gather and soar, darkening the skies for one brief moment as they come down.

Meanwhile, Mr Fogg is still riding Harleys through the Welsh countryside, wonder how he is getting on?

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Etiquette and Hoy Paloy

image235367563.jpgSo the Mrs and I have joined an “hexclusive” gym at an even more “hexclusive” golf club, oh good god!!! Snobs. The gym is lovelly but the pretentious nature of the doddering ole farts up here is amazing, gad zooks.

We gymed this morning and then decided to go into the BAR, oh boy, never have I seen so many grave dodgers all done up for Sunday lunch and there was I scruffy T, shorts and thongs (that’s flip flops to you chortling in the background). Can we get our 3 course lunch for £13, errr no cos you aren’t sat the right side of the partition wall says the half dead ole bat serving, however since you are sat the wrong side of the wall you could have a lamb dinner, if we had any left cos the grave dodgers have scoffed the lot!!!

Our first experience of an “hexclusive gowlf clurb” full of Thriller extras!

Ah gotta love the snobby alf.

Just Plane Crazy

image2122908685.jpgWell back for a week now (boo hoo), Mrs Fogg is heavily ensconced in all things sailory (cryptic on where she works ya see), having been to Bournemouth this week, I on the other hand man of leisure attending 3 interviews and having to go back to ye oldie jobbie place to re-register as unemployed (remember the farce, I have to not be unemployed whilst outside the UK on holiday, only “not working”). So good little chappie I go do my duty to have the same snotty kid from the first time reel off the same garbage at me. Re-registered on Weds I am then told I need to go back on Friday to prove I am looking for work, ha! On Friday duly pootle down and sit with another kid who asks “so tell me what have you done to find work since registering”, “what you mean in the last 24 hours, well watched Oprah, put my feet up, got drunk, all the usual” answers I. “Let me ask you little kiddy what do you think I have done, but I could certainly done a lot more if I didn’t have to come down here every two days and waste time talking to you!”. Ah bless their little cotton sox.

But now after searching I start on a contract role for an managed service company, so I can tell em where to stick their £62 a week. Couldn’t I have just told them Friday that I have a job offer? Not according to the “Signing off department”, as with all well run govt departments you have tonnes of depts all doing pretty much re same job. Apparently, if you try to tell them in advance of starting work, they would cancel everything and back date it to the first day you re-register, duh, so I had to lie, I have no job offer and I am actively seeking, I then have to contact them the day before I start work to tell them, because their compooters and systems can’t manage the fact that you will start a job in a few days not straight away. And who says it’s not working properly.

So we had the Caddies over Fri night for a Foggy BBQ (well when Mrs Fogg arrived back from Bournemouth that is), then on Sat we went to Elvington Airfield and spent about 4 hours there, cool planes. Mrs Caddy decided to ignore the barriers and signs telling you not to walk between the aircraft for safety reasons, Mr & Mrs Caddy managed to attract the local wierdo bag lady who was dying to talk to someone, anyone “I found this hat on a beach with a map, do you like my hat, it’s very nice”, Mrs Caddy litterally running out of the ladies to avoid being collared by the woman and upon leaving Mrs Foggy managed to take part in a waving competition from the car with mentally challenged young man, thinking he was waving her to stop, when in actual fact he liked her blue car, so she kept waving at him, then after realising she urged us to quickly wind her window up to stop him climbing in it, mmmmmm.

The evening was rounded off by a trip to the Ryther Arms for plenty of dead cow, alcohol and good fun.

The Film Quest

image719118190.jpgHad to be done, we got back this evening (without me being arrested), and watched Me, Myself and Irene, which was filmed in Jamestown, Rhode Island where we stayed. The place looks the same, indeed the main street where Jim Carey runs the car into the barber shop is where we ate. The owner of the East Bay B&B’s claim to fame was that the front half of her car was in the movie when she left in on the street without knowing the filming was happening.

Also on the plane back we watched Edge of Darkness, the remake of the BBC 80’s Drama, which was filmed in Boston. The opening sequences was shot in the South Station where we were stood 24 hours before.

it’s sooo cool to see these places when you have physically seen them. Still gotta persaude Mrs Fogg to go on an X-Files location holiday with me (I still have a map with all the details on it).

Does he look like a criminal?

image208387074.jpgSo we were body scanned at Boston using the new full scanners(complete with having to stand still with arms in the air for a minute), frisked, bags scanned, shoes sniffed and all the usual malarky. That’s it we thought as we landed at Heathrow, exited customs and trundles off to the Yotel for a 4 hour kip. Oh no, Mr Fogg got picked on by the “necessary” security guard poised at the Yotel entrance to check that he wasn’t smuggling anything untoward into the Yotel. Despite protests by Mr Fogg that we had already been through full checks, ten year old “I don’t speak English well” security boy proceeded to rip apart Mr Foggs rucksack, inspect everything in there, dirty briefs, old tissues, pen. you name it. and then proceeded to swab EVERYTHING in minute detail for explosives, drugs or whatever! All the while trying to explain in broken English why he had to check Mr Fogg was not intent on causing harm to the airport during a 4 hour kip.

Now we all know how patient Mr Fogg is with things like this, security bod received a polite but disgruntled telling off but still continued to swap everything in sight and sound of Mr Fogg. Fifteen minutes later and even the Receptionist at the hotel had offered us sympathy drinks and still bod was faffing around.

Finally, Mr Fogg was then asked to sign and print his name to confirm he had been fully tested and swabbed. Why asked Mr Fogg? Said security bod then looked shattered and could only offer ” it’s to confirm I am doing my job, it’s not used for anything”( well we think that’s what he said).

Needless to say that Mr Fogg did not sign said piece of paper!

I ask you, we expect to travel across country boundaries and be subject to the usual security checks, but to be frisked just trying to enter a pod hotel in our home country. The UK has gone mad and is not aided by jumped up little security boys who cannot even speak our language. What a waste if time and energy. Thing is, we hade two wire wrapped rucksacks. two personal rucksacks and two personal handbags. But little jobsworth only wanted to swab the one rucksack content. Is that really security??

Welcome to England, once pleasant land.

At least the Americans admit they are paranoid!

Grrr.

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Bye bye Boston

image2139987642.jpgOur last night of the trip and we spent it eating lobster at our favourite little spot in Boston, The Barking Crab. We were here exactly 2 weeks ago and incredibly we got seated at the exact same table with the very same waitress, who actually remembered us.

One 2lb lobster and two snow crab legs later and as we watched the dusk descend on the Boston skyline it was nice to think back over the trip and all the fun we have had and all the great people we have met on our trip.

So we are now on the slow train back to Middleboro to our hotel (45 mins away) ready to chill for the night before a pack of the rucksacks in the morning.

Tommorrow it’s the drive to the airport and a possible last sighting of the Boston skyline before we fly off back to blighty.

Am already thinking of our next trip…… of course first we have to remember the correct stop to get off at and find Bertha

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Planes, Trains and Automobiles

image1806738446.jpgSo for a true re-enactment of one of our all time favourite movies, on this trip we have travelled by Plane to Boston, by Train from Lakeville to Central Boston,100 miles in the Jeep Wrangler and over 1400 miles in Bertha the Bus.

For our last night we are in Middleboro and decided to take a trip back into Boston for Lobster and Snow Crab.

Here’s hoping we manage to catch the last train back or it’s gonna be a long walk.

Sat Blogging on the train here.